I used to believe that country music was messy as hell, but then I started doing less dancing and more listening to the lyrics of R&B music. Chile, once I started doing that, all I could do is shake my head and pick my mouth up off the floor. Check out these rhythm & blues bangers, and tell me your thoughts about them in the comment section.
#9 Artist: Usher
Song:U make me
Lyrics: “Now what's bad is you're the one that hooked us up
Knowing it should have been you
What's sad is that I love her but I'm falling for you
What should I do
Should I tell my baby bye-bye
Should I do exactly what I feel inside
Could I, I don't wanna go, don't need to stay
But I really need to get it together
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
I think about a ring and all the things that come along with you
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DISCUSS YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX! Either who you’re venting to will try and take your mate’s place, or you will end up catching feelings for them. Hell, to be honest, venting to your friends isn’t safe either. Your trusted friend may want to find out on their own how good or bad your mate is, which can lead to a love triangle and an ass whipping. Keep a journal! Take up a trade or a hobby to clear your mind! But keep your mouth closed bruh.
#8 Artist: Cassie
Lyrics: “Listen, today makes it a year
Don't you think it's time that you made it clear?
You gotta get on your biz
Tell me what it ain't or what it is
I can handle it
I've had it up to here
I don't wanna pressure you, dear
I've sent back to back dudes away from my door
Thinking I was spoken for
*scratches head* How are you going to tell him to get on his business before he loses you, but then say that you’re not trying to pressure him? Confused much? See, this is why he won’t make it official because you slow as hell. If you have to ask a man what y’all are after a year of fooling around, then honey you already know the answer to that question. Smdh.
#7 Artist: Syleena Johnson
Song: Another relationship
Lyrics: “What does she have on me
What does she do that is so damn good
That would make you give up all the love
All the trust and the stuff that you built with me
Does she know my name
Did you ever tell her that she was taking
And breaking the bond that we strengthened
Through blood sweat and tears over the years
Boy you don't hear me”
*side eye* Hell naw, he didn’t tell her! Why would he? I’m trying to figure out why you think she’s necessarily the one breaking you and happy pants up. See, this is the problem I have with you LL Cool J I need love chicks, you always blame the other woman. Syleena, knock it off. Since you’re carrying his child, get that child support ready so he and his new chick can get served.
#6 Artist: Donell Jones
Song: Where I wanna be
Lyrics: “I said I left my baby girl a message
Saying I won't be coming home
I'd rather be alone
She doesn't fully understand me
That I'd rather leave than to cheat
If she give me some time
I can be the man she needs
But there's a lot of lust inside of me
And we've been together since our teenage years
I really don't mean to hurt her but I need some time
To be alone”
Donell, Donell, Donell… A message bruh? A message? Your bean head ass has felt this way for a while, and you just didn’t have the balls to speak up. I do give you credit though. I’m glad you’d rather leave than stay and cheat. If you wanna have a community dick, fine, but if you bring your milk dud head ass back, you might get cut. For real, for real.
#5 Artist: Monica
Song: Sideline Ho
Lyrics: “Baby, second place don't get a prize
When you gonna realize you wasting your time?
Baby, ain't you tired of him gettin' in, hittin' it real quick then rollin'?
And ain't you tired of you need a little change, and he lie about what he holdin'?
Ain't you tired of spending all the holidays alone?
Tired of being his little sideline ho”
In all actuality, you’re wasting your time Monica. HE (clap) AIN’T (clap) SHIT! (clap). The only prizes you’re getting sweetheart are STD’s, outside kids, stalkers, and guaranteed social media beef. Girl, stop checking these women, and leave his raggedy ass alone!
#4 Artist: Mokenstef
Song: He’s mine
Lyrics: “He might be doing you
But he's thinking about me
So baby, think about another lover
And go find another brother
I know he's my man
He's all in my hands
It feels good when he calls my name
Don't you wish you had the same?”
*side eye* Naw, I don’t wish I had the same. Why would I want a man that I KNOW is cheating on me? My self-esteem is too high for that sis. Get a grip.
#3 Artist: Guy
Song:Piece of my love
Lyrics: “Baby, you can't have all of me
'Cause I'm not totally free
I can't tell you everything that's goin' on
There's a few things in my past
That should not be explained
I'm askin' you, baby
Be with me for a lil' while (You can have a...)
No questions asked
Lay back and relax, girl…”
*slow blink* Sooooo, basically you saying that I can bounce on that thang and that’s about it. I can’t get shit else up out you huh? But you love me though? Aaron, man, cut it out! For real. You want me to please you, but you can’t tell me why I only qualify to be a dip; an on-call whore? Do you want some of this? Well, you better get to explaining buddy!
#2 Artist: Me’shell Ndegeocello
Song: If that’s your boyfriend
Lyrics:“Now I'm the kind of woman
I'll do almost anything to get what I want
I might play any little game
Call me what you like but you know it's true
You're just jealous? Cause he wasn't with you
Don't mean no harm I just like what I see
And it ain't my fault if he wants me
Got what I wanted and the feeling was right
So if that's your boyfriend he wasn't last night!!!”
*takes off earrings, grabs Vaseline and gym shoes* Bitch! You got me fucked up! You have taken it to the point that me beating your ass isn’t about him, it’s about you thinking that you can disrespect me and not get sentences smacked out of your mouth. Whew, wee! I’m glad this is just a song because if this were ever said to me in real life, I’d be singing a whole different tune, I’m locked up! They won’t let me out… they won’t let me out; I'M LOCKED UP!
And the song that works my nerves like no other…
#1 Artist: LL Cool J
Lyrics:“I know I said I would roll with you
Put my lifestyle on hold for you
All them sweet things that I told you
This conversation is overdue
Getting too wild to respect the vow
I just ain't ready to settle down
My name too big in the ghetto now
Feels like I'm ready when I'm holding you
But it's so many honey's what I'm supposed to do?
Keep sending them apology notes to you?
All I need is for you to freeze
This is hard on me
I don't wanna leave
But in the mean time take back the keys and
I know girl it's a lot to ask!
Tell me what other choice I have
When you love someone reach back”
*death stare* LL I love your fine ass, but you have me all the way fucked up! What kind of shit… look bruh, if blocking outside coochie is too hard for you to do, then get the hell on and don’t look back! Talking about some wait for you, you selfish bastard! So, I’m supposed to be a nun until you decide that you’re done slinging dick in these streets. Boy bye!
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